olibavee:

oh sorry

cheddar-baby:

epilepticsaints:

supermariomamafucker:

They’re telepathically stimulating my prostate and the counter is the amount of times they’ve made me cum.

cryptotheism:

“Some cocks can’t be un-sucked. But what if I told you…” [I place a large ancient book covered in runes on the desk between us] “…some could?”

sjweminem:

thesituation:

yaoi break

house MD

solaceon:

solaceon:

carrying all the groceries up so my wife doesnt have to

i bought that for my wife

tonysbabe29:

powerburial:

plum-soup:

40 year old man had this as his grindr prof pic.

fire

This is dope as fuck

duckdotcom:

(hears something outside my tent) it was probably nothing

brain cell #61423: maybe it was a gougar

mikasacus:

mikasacus:

wait ok mutuals what do you guys call your parents???????

anddd…. SCENE! thank you to everyone who participated

ALT

ALT

ALT

turbro:

dat-soldier:

fell cock first on a cactuce

revivisection:

they’re in love

dracmordas:

whether or not this is accurate is between rupaul, jesus, and my melatonin induced sleep paralysis demon!